Maintaining 43 in the Single Lane

Monday, January 07, 2008

Cashmere Mafia Hit (Singles) Party

It's hard out here for a single gal. So instead of crying over spilled milk this V-Day, I'm taking matters into my own hands by declaring a hit on Cupid-

That is, a Cashmere Mafia Hit (Singles) Party! I'm gathering all my single girlfriends together, asking them to come dressed to kill in oxford booties, stilettoed spats, fedoras - like these Traveler Lower Crown Fedora Packable Hats - and anything cashmere (sweaters, scarves, or gloves). The guest with the most creative outfit will win a goody bag of Mint Cashmere Cream shower gels and body mousse from Urban Chic Boutique...

For refreshments, I will serve the signature Stiletto Cocktail and shots of Red Death, serve Sicilian Caponata hors d'oeuvres and offer chocolate cigars presented in a miniature briefcase humidor (real mavens don't smoke!).

Of course, the night will end with watching the previous night's show of Cashmere Mafia on ABC...

Cupid better watch his back.

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At 4:38 AM, Blogger Malice Blackheart said...

That’s a great idea! There aren’t enough single-people holidays in February. I’ve never seen such an offensive and in-your-face holiday to singles as Valentine’s Day. We need a day for people who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about love, or maybe to put it differently, a day for people who tired of being made to feel guilty or out-of-place, just because they don’t have a significant other.

At 4:48 PM, Blogger Hunters Glory said...

love the hats!
great idea indeed!


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